Title:  Up Worf's Puckered Ass 
Author:  Cameron Burnell (camburn@c4.com) 
Series:  DS9 - filk, slash 
Rating:  R for language and a good reaming 
Archiving:  For the Odo-smut fest, the Odo-slash page, and ASCEM if they want it 
Summary:   Odo gets Worf's virgin ass, sung to Gilligan's Island theme. 

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Disclaimer:  Paramount and Viacom owns them, 
I just fuck with them.  Sometimes I get them to 
fuck with each other. ;) 

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Up Worf's Puckered Ass 
by Cam Burnell 


Sit right back and you'll hear a howl 
A howl from a Klingon fool 
That started when 
the changeling reamed 
the Worfster with his tool 

Now Worf had come to DS9 
When De-a-nna jilted him 
A grump with a scowl 
ten miles long 
and staying on a whim 
and staying on a whim 

Odo was a mighty constable 
A copper by the book 
If not for the bumbling of the Klingon fool 
He coulda got the crook 
He coulda got the crook 

Af-ter the Worfster fucked up good 
O-do wait-ed at Quark's 
He watched him drink up bloodwine 'til 
the Worfster pissed his shorts 
the Worfster pissed his shorts 

He dragged the sod-den Klingon home 
Awaiting his big chance 
As soon as Worf began to snore 
Odo bared his lance! 

Then rip-ping off the Worfsters pants 
the changeling hovered near 
and thrusting deep he stuck his cock 
straight up the Worfsters rear! 

"You fucked with me, I fuck with you!" 
He sneered e'en as he thrust 
You stupid fool, you screwed my case 
So reaming you is just 
So reaming you is just! 

The Worfster howled just like a girl 
and cried as Julian told 
the senior staff he'd had to sew... 
sew closed Worf's new asshole 
sew closed Worf's new asshole 

Now Worf behaves ar-ound Odo 
He doesn't poke his nose 
In-to the stuff that's not his job 
And doesn't make new foes 
He doesn't make new foes 

The constable is happy, too 
Fools rarely get him vexed 
And reaming Worf was good practice cuz 
Kira likes rough sex 
Kira likes rough sex! 

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